You are feeling very sleepy. You are now falling into a deep trance.
You think I’m so smart. So witty. Such a fun vibe in the office kitchen.
You want to talk to me and hear my cool Aussie accent.*
You can’t help yourself – you want to hire me.
You really, really want to hire me.
* (Not to interrupt the super effective hypnosis, but said accent comes without strings – I’m a US citizen with full working rights).